The Bubbling Jug, by Zack Keller
Two lads and a lass set out to brew beer
How or why they did was never quite clear
They decided to write
About squabbles and fights
Making one hundred gallons in a year
The Carboy's Lament, by Nick Ainsworth
In the quick of the night three tinkers set out
Turning grains and hops into porter and stout
Put in glass to ferment
A fortnight to lament
On the day of St. Patrick they shout
